GEAR-GRINDERS

[redacted]. Turn that tour bus around you [redacted] loser. I know you’re champing at the bit to return, wait I miss you, when will you die already? Let me know. Best, S&P 500 ❌
How is everyone walking so wunking slow on the street. does this not hurt you. I’m behind you and I’m in pain. OUCH. PICK IT UP, UGLY (the pace) -S (we’re friends now, no? we can get casual.) 👟
Restaurants with an industrial decor style. hmmmm. I’m hungry. 👩‍🍳 -S
Being mean to the bartender. That’s my best friend, dad, president, angel, so on. 🍷 -S&P
Being told “you’re wrong” (impossible + ridiculous). -P♾️
When someone’s got bad vibes like chilllllll like chill out! Like oh my [redacted] god! Like chill out! [Redacted]! Like chill oh my godddddddd 🤪 -P
Sorry in advance and know 3 days out of the week I don’t think this is true but sometimes the Trader Joe’s cashiers are invasive. What are we, MARRIED? I’ll do what I want with my tomatoes. 🍅
Misogynists. The soup is NOT that good. 🍜 -S
When I DON’T get a free shot. What did I do? Are you mad at me? 🥃 -S
Sprite + Tea. What are they going on about? Grow the wunk up. 🥛 -P
Being boring. Fix. 🛠️ -P
When someone ASKS if they can have a sip of my drink/bite of my food/the shirt off my back. Eat/drink it out of my MOUTH, my birdling. 🐦 -S
One minute ago, when Piper wasn’t putting spaces in front of their ‘mojis (live and let wunk) 😃 -S but P is with me on this.
They still don’t got Jason Molina at karaoke. SICK and TWISTED. 😢 -S&P and hopefully, soon, the government
World hunger 😕 -P (me, right now, because I’m not having chips? haha. I love to joke around. -S)