FAQs (not that it’s any of your business)*

1. How on earth can I get interviewed by you freaks?
   • We are accepting messages in literally any form—message in a bottle carried to us on the ocean waves, via carrier pigeon, on the side of a blimp, or, if you want to be predictable, via email at askredactedblog@gmail.com. We want to talk to you so so so badly.
2. What is the point of all of this?
   • At the risk of sounding desperate, see above. We want to talk to you so so badly. Thanks.

*This is, of course, a pathetic charade. At this time, no one is asking us anything at all, let alone asking frequently. To be updated immediately in the unlikely case that we actually do start receiving inquiries.

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