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About us (if you even care)
our mission
TO HANG OUT!! WITH YOU?
we are here to ask the questions we wish regular interviewers would. now, we know you’re a very talented musician/artist/stranger, but i do need to know: what is your favorite condiment? are you a morning or night shower person?
PIPER
Genus: clown, idiot
Often affectionately referred to as “God’s experiment,” Piper [Redacted] is a sometimes writer, sometimes curiosities collector who owns 500 cassettes, two hammered dulcimers, three harmonicas, a theremin, and a BIG FAT orange cat. From Texas, if you can even believe it. We don’t have the technology to know their exact age, but our best guess puts them around 7 years old. Avid wearer of brooches, lover of lamps, often seen with their signature longboard, long fuse, short stature. And a looooooong jacket.
Oh, and gay.
SHELBY
Genus: clown, boss
From Florida. Tough nut to crack, but thrilled to be here.
contact us:
we live in los angeles!
If you are also in Los Angeles, we are FREE TO HANG OUT.
Email: askredactedblog@gmail.com
Instagram: @redactedblog
Phone: available upon request if you, like us, live to text.
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